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This garbage makes me want to have unprotected sex with strangers.

thedailywhat:

C*ckblocking Bear of the Day:Β Purity Bear returns with some sass to prevent a couple of mild-mannered adults from throwing their lives away for some meaningless, natural sex.

Seriously, don’t these registered voters know that [enter completely made-up statistic that will ultimately do far more damage than a few minutes of a safe and healthy expression of normal human sexuality ever could here]?!Β 

[christiannightmaresΒ / videogum.]

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    HAHAHAHA cuál es la necesidad de ser cockblocker
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    So I’m not gonna be successful? damn..
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    the sassy black friend voice was
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    You’re shitting me, surely?
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    A higher success rate at what, exactly?
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    I was expecting parody. My head hurts now.
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    Lol
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    They didn’t show...part where the guy jacks himself off in the car :P
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